Popcorn Man you sure ain’t no fun
Look at you, and you’ll pick a fight
Beat your brother, abuse your mum
You don’t know what’s wrong or right

You stand in the middle of the road
And cause long traffic jams
Popcorn man, you don’t give a damn
Popcorn man, you just don’t give a damn

Everyone knows of your wayward ways
Your stained fame has spread
People give you a wide berth
You fill the town with dread

You’re an angry free spirit
Do what you want with anyone
Can’t even be nice to your dear mum
Think it’s all so much fun

Popcorn man, you’ve got bad blood
Look at you, and you’ll pick a fight
Beat your brother, abuse the girls
Don’t know what’s wrong or right

You stand in the middle of the road
And cause long traffic jams
Popcorn man, you don’t give a damn
Popcorn man, you just don’t give a damn.