Sisters, we’ve been bullied too long
It’s time to even the score
Let’s start with Mister Handy from Accounts
We need a revenge campaign
To put him down for the count

And how about touchy/feely man, Mister Betts?
He treats us like Penthouse pets
His hands seek to explore
His eyes in X-ray mode
His pent-up lust ready to explode

Sisters, don’t stand around and sigh
We must band together
(It’s time to fight back)
‘Cause big girls don’t cry
(They get even)
Big girls don’t lie
(Unless they got reason)

Most men do the right thing
They’re gentlemen who respect us
But some are in sixties time warps
When office women didn’t kick up a fuss

There are some Queen Bees here
Who are nasty bullies too
Happy to create an environment of fear
We’ll target them too, as part of our coup

Sisters, don’t stand around and sigh
We must band together
(It’s time to fight back)
‘Cause big girls don’t cry
(They get even)
Big girls don’t lie
(Unless they got reason)